A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'
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Tommy Cooper
These are some quotes by British author Tommy Cooper Comedian, who lived between March 19, 1921 and April 15, 1984.
