Comedians are sociologists. We're pointing out stuff that the general public doesn't even stop to think about, looking at life in slow-motion and questioning everything we see. Steven Wright comediangenerallife Change image and share on social
Good jokes are gems. A good idea is hard to come by. I couldn't give them to someone else, even for money. It just wouldn't seem right. Steven Wright gemgivegood Change image and share on social
I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography. Steven Wright autobiographyunauthorizedwrite Change image and share on social
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. Steven Wright factoryfirehydrant Change image and share on social
I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. Steven Wright bookchildpurpose Change image and share on social
I never even thought of myself as deadpan until someone wrote an article about me about a year after I was doing comedy. There was a paper called the 'Boston Phoenix,' and someone wrote a description of what I was doing and that's where I first saw 'deadpan.' Steven Wright articlebostoncall share on social
People may think I'm trying something new by telling stories, but they're just jokes connected to give the illusion of stories. But really, I just continue using my imagination and creating. That's what I do. Steven Wright connectcontinuecreate share on social
I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically. Steven Wright buygeneralspecifically Change image and share on social
I thought I would be a guy on the radio. Steven Wright guyradiothink Change image and share on social
