Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. Steven Wright catcuriositykill Change image and share on social
Good jokes are gems. A good idea is hard to come by. I couldn't give them to someone else, even for money. It just wouldn't seem right. Steven Wright gemgivegood Change image and share on social
I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography. Steven Wright autobiographyunauthorizedwrite Change image and share on social
I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it. Steven Wright addbuyinstant Change image and share on social
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. Steven Wright carddiefull Change image and share on social
I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. Steven Wright bookchildpurpose Change image and share on social
I never even thought of myself as deadpan until someone wrote an article about me about a year after I was doing comedy. There was a paper called the 'Boston Phoenix,' and someone wrote a description of what I was doing and that's where I first saw 'deadpan.' Steven Wright articlebostoncall share on social
I was born. When I was 23 I started telling jokes. Then I started going on television and doing films. That's still what I am doing. The end. Steven Wright bearendfilm Change image and share on social
It's very intense to be in front of a live audience. It's just an amazing experience. It's dangerous. Everything out there is heightened. The bad stuff is extra-worse. The silences are extra-silent. The good stuff is amazing. It's electric when you walk out there. For 90 minutes, you're on this other planet. Steven Wright amazeaudiencebad share on social
Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' Steven Wright askboatbook Change image and share on social