It's very interesting, the joke comes first and then the wording comes within five seconds, maybe ten seconds. My thing is to get the joke across in as few words as possible. However, sometimes a word that's not really needed does help the rhythm of it. It's a gut feeling. Steven Wright feltgutinterest share on social
Childhood was very nice. The only thing wrong was that I was so introverted, everything became a big deal... 'Oh, no, here comes the bus. Where am I gonna sit on the bus?' Steven Wright bigbuschildhood Change image and share on social
I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, 'What for?' I said, 'I'm going to buy some sugar.' Steven Wright askbankborrow Change image and share on social
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? Steven Wright mimeshootsilencer Change image and share on social
My neighbor has a circular driveway... he can't get out. Steven Wright circulardrivewayneighbor Change image and share on social
I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it's like a circus in my head. Steven Wright backcasualcircus Change image and share on social
It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature. Steven Wright differencemakeroom Change image and share on social
It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature. Steven Wright matterroomtemperature Change image and share on social
Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter? Steven Wright askgeorgequarter Change image and share on social
It seems like we wake up and it's a race until you get to bed. It gets to you after a while and you think, 'What the hell am I doing?' Steven Wright bedhellrace Change image and share on social
