If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes mime shoot silencer
Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' Steven Wright askboatbook Change image and share on social
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If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you. Steven Wright skydivesucceed Change image and share on social
I don't profess to have music as my big wheel and there are a number of other things as important to me apart from music. Theatre and mime, for instance. David Bowie bigimportantinstance Change image and share on social
That is the definition of equal justice under law: everyone gets a fair shot, everyone pays their fair share, and everyone plays by the same set of rules. Eric Schneiderman definitionequalfair Change image and share on social
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? Steven Wright mimeshootsilencer Change image and share on social
