I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine. Spike Milligan beginminepoem Change image and share on social
The lunacy continues and has every chance of becoming a way of life unless we stop it soon. Men are getting so used to wars that the psychiatric wing of the RAMC are planning how to break the news to the men when the war is over. Spike Milligan breakchancecontinue share on social
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion. Spike Milligan conceivablecontraceptiveoccasion Change image and share on social
As I kept having episodes of depression, I realized that it was not a one-off: that I had, well, not a disease, really - more an illness. Spike Milligan depressiondiseaseepisode Change image and share on social
I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens. Spike Milligan afraiddie Change image and share on social
