My parents always threw everything out, gave everything away. I'm surprised they never threw me away. That's why I've always kept my children's things. My parents had no feelings for belongings. Spike Milligan belongingchildfeeling Change image and share on social
I can't stand being late. I try to be professional. I try not to let people down. But people let me down. That's why I don't rely on anyone to call me. That's why I have clocks as well as people. I have to be able to call myself; it's the only way to be sure. Spike Milligan callclocklate share on social
We come across thirty or so hurried graves with makeshift wooden markers. 'Private Edwards, E.', a number, and that was all. Fourteen days ago he was alive, thinking feeling, hoping... If war was a game of cards, I'd say someone was cheating. Spike Milligan agoalivecard share on social
Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. Spike Milligan bringbuyform Change image and share on social
I am afraid that, like Timon of Athens, I just cannot let go of my friendships. Spike Milligan afraidathensfriendship Change image and share on social
One important thing I recall about India was that it was quiet. It was never noisy in the way that life was noisy in London. Spike Milligan importantindialife Change image and share on social
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge. Spike Milligan bodyeighteenfridge Change image and share on social
Thankfully, we didn't stop at Malta. I think Malta was thankful, too. Spike Milligan maltastopthankful Change image and share on social
When I get depressed, I try to get something for the terrible sadness that comes over me and create something in terms of poetry. Spike Milligan createdepresspoetry Change image and share on social
