Spike Milligan

My father was a soldier, which meant that he was a warrior, which meant that he was important. My mother rode a horse and sang in the Governor-General's band, so that made her important as well.
My father was a soldier, which meant that he was a warrior, which meant that he was important. My mother rode a horse and sang in the Governor-General's band, so that made her important as well.
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These are some quotes by Irish author Spike Milligan Comedian, who lived between April 16, 1918 and February 27, 2002.