My father being a soldier, every time I saw soldiers marching - 'Well,' I thought, 'my father's that,' and these soldiers were always looking magnificent. And I thought they were powerful; they were all-powerful. I knew that they were an elite in India. Spike Milligan elitefatherindia share on social
I can speak Esperanto like a native. Spike Milligan esperantonativespeak Change image and share on social
The night before Tilbury, the Cordon Bleu gourmet dinner turned out Cordon Brown. Six out of ten to the chef for trying and ten out of ten to us for eating it. Spike Milligan bleubrownchef Change image and share on social
I am afraid that, like Timon of Athens, I just cannot let go of my friendships. Spike Milligan afraidathensfriendship Change image and share on social
Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy. Spike Milligan buyclassenemy Change image and share on social
Things began to improve when I went to Rangoon. To begin with, my father was promoted, which meant he was at home more. The matriarchal society was ended, and for the first time, I went to a boys' school. Spike Milligan beginboyend share on social
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. Spike Milligan boardconnectelectricity Change image and share on social
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. Spike Milligan cureseasicknesssit Change image and share on social
We come across thirty or so hurried graves with makeshift wooden markers. 'Private Edwards, E.', a number, and that was all. Fourteen days ago he was alive, thinking feeling, hoping... If war was a game of cards, I'd say someone was cheating. Spike Milligan agoalivecard share on social
