Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order. Spike Milligan kiltorderperfect Change image and share on social
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic. Spike Milligan fatherinfluencelunatic Change image and share on social
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Spike Milligan chancehappymake Change image and share on social
The experience of being in the Army changed my whole life; I never believed that an organization such as ours could ever go to war, leave alone win it. It was, as Yeats remarked of the Easter Rising, 'A terrible beauty.' Spike Milligan armybeautybelieve share on social
My father was a soldier, which meant that he was a warrior, which meant that he was important. My mother rode a horse and sang in the Governor-General's band, so that made her important as well. Spike Milligan bandfathergeneral Change image and share on social
I remember lying out in my bed and looking at the vast, quiet sky. Right up above my head, there were three stars in a row, and I remember thinking, 'Well, I'll have those three stars all my life, and wherever I am, they will be. They are my stars, and they belong to me.' Spike Milligan bedbelonghead share on social
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs? Spike Milligan earplugquietly Change image and share on social
Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy. Spike Milligan buyclassenemy Change image and share on social
Driver Shepherd and I had been detailed to drive Lt. Budden in the Wireless Truck. We had been standing by vehicles for an hour, and nothing had happened, but it happened frequently. Spike Milligan buddendetaildrive Change image and share on social
I don't think of depression as contagious. Other depressed people challenge the idea - which can be very persistent and irritating - that there is something odd about you: that you are unique with regard to this wretched state. Spike Milligan challengecontagiousdepress share on social
