A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. Spike Milligan cureseasicknesssit Change image and share on social
Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order. Spike Milligan kiltorderperfect Change image and share on social
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Spike Milligan chancehappymake Change image and share on social
When I get depressed, I try to get something for the terrible sadness that comes over me and create something in terms of poetry. Spike Milligan createdepresspoetry Change image and share on social
I can't stand being late. I try to be professional. I try not to let people down. But people let me down. That's why I don't rely on anyone to call me. That's why I have clocks as well as people. I have to be able to call myself; it's the only way to be sure. Spike Milligan callclocklate share on social
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs? Spike Milligan earplugquietly Change image and share on social
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic. Spike Milligan fatherinfluencelunatic Change image and share on social
Driver Shepherd and I had been detailed to drive Lt. Budden in the Wireless Truck. We had been standing by vehicles for an hour, and nothing had happened, but it happened frequently. Spike Milligan buddendetaildrive Change image and share on social
I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine. Spike Milligan beginminepoem Change image and share on social
I have resigned from the human race. Look at the way we treat animals. Spike Milligan animalhumanrace Change image and share on social
