If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows. Sam Kinison drumguymarry Change image and share on social
I'm so tired of men who are afraid to hurt women's feelings. Sam Kinison afraidfeelinghurt Change image and share on social
When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who's the target. Comedy attacks, man. Sam Kinison attackcomedykind Change image and share on social
I don't deny my life-style is occasionally pretty wild. Sam Kinison denylifeoccasionally Change image and share on social
What am I responsible for? Who am I responsible to? Everybody? How come when Archie Bunker nailed everybody, it was funny - but when I do it, it's not? Sam Kinison archiebunkerfunny Change image and share on social
I started saying things in church that didn't meet with a lot of approval - like 'Jesus isn't coming back.' They started throwing Bibles. Sam Kinison approvalbackbible Change image and share on social
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. Sam Kinison marryterrorismworry Change image and share on social
