If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows. Sam Kinison drumguymarry Change image and share on social
I'm so tired of men who are afraid to hurt women's feelings. Sam Kinison afraidfeelinghurt Change image and share on social
When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who's the target. Comedy attacks, man. Sam Kinison attackcomedykind Change image and share on social
What am I responsible for? Who am I responsible to? Everybody? How come when Archie Bunker nailed everybody, it was funny - but when I do it, it's not? Sam Kinison archiebunkerfunny Change image and share on social
Not that I want to put the entire rap music style down - I just don't like it. And I know somewhere there's gotta be another guy like that. There's gotta be a guy just like that - just like me. There's gotta be somebody, somewhere... Maybe, maybe an assassin type. Sam Kinison assassinentiregotta share on social
I'm a comedian, and my comedy has never endorsed violence towards gays. Sam Kinison comediancomedyendorse Change image and share on social
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. Sam Kinison marryterrorismworry Change image and share on social
With any other celebrity, people come up and say, 'Hey, I really like your work.' But with my fans, when they see me, they don't even say hello. They just go, 'AWWWWWGHGHHHGHGHRRR!' Sam Kinison awwwwwghghhhghghrrrcelebrityfan Change image and share on social
