I got divorced, which was not a good thing for a revivalist minister. It did not go down well. I'd already been banned from a couple churches for my jokes. So one day I woke up and decided it was time to start living for myself. Sam Kinison banchurchcouple share on social
When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who's the target. Comedy attacks, man. Sam Kinison attackcomedykind Change image and share on social
I'm a comedian, and my comedy has never endorsed violence towards gays. Sam Kinison comediancomedyendorse Change image and share on social
You don't know what a rough crowd is. If all I have to do is go make people laugh, that's nothing. Let me tell you what a tough crowd is. A tough crowd is going to a morning service and you got six people there and you gotta pat your house payment. That's a tough crowd. Sam Kinison crowdgottahouse share on social
Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. Sam Kinison artcomedyexpand Change image and share on social
It was great to be the rock comic, the shock comic. But after you've played Giants Stadium with Bon Jovi in front of 82,000 people, after you've done the 'Wild Thing' video with Jessica Hahn and every rock band from hell, you're not gonna top that. Sam Kinison 000bandbon share on social
What am I responsible for? Who am I responsible to? Everybody? How come when Archie Bunker nailed everybody, it was funny - but when I do it, it's not? Sam Kinison archiebunkerfunny Change image and share on social
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. Sam Kinison marryterrorismworry Change image and share on social
My view of life is, 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it! Sam Kinison heaveninchlife Change image and share on social