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My view of life is, 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it! Sam Kinison heaveninchlife Change image and share on social
Rage only works if it is justified. That's the trick with rage. You gotta have a reason to be mad. Sam Kinison gottajustifymad Change image and share on social
What am I responsible for? Who am I responsible to? Everybody? How come when Archie Bunker nailed everybody, it was funny - but when I do it, it's not? Sam Kinison archiebunkerfunny Change image and share on social
The old dog, if not assaulted, does not bite. Edward Asiminei assaultbitedog Change image and share on social
Kill the one who rebukes you with the truth, and glorify the one who honors you with a lie! Edward Asiminei glorifyhonorkill Change image and share on social
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart. Helen Keller beautifulfeltheart Change image and share on social
There are only 3 colors, 10 digits, and 7 notes; its what we do with them that's important. Jim Rohn colordigitimportant Change image and share on social
