It was like going to church, except Ozzy Osbourne was there. Sam Kinison churchosbourneozzy Change image and share on social
Just because I do a few comedy bits about gay people, that does not mean I'm out there promoting some anti-gay cause. Sam Kinison antibitcomedy Change image and share on social
I want to show people that there's a side of myself other than just the outrageous comedian. Sam Kinison comedianoutrageouspeople Change image and share on social
Folks, I've been straight for seventeen days... Not all in a row. Sam Kinison dayfolkhave Change image and share on social
Anyone can go out on stage and start beating people over the head with rubber chickens. That'll get people's attention. Sam Kinison attentionbeatchicken Change image and share on social
Jim Bakker. He's lost everything, he's ruined. And the worst thing of all he still has to wake up to her! Sam Kinison badbakkerjim Change image and share on social
I'd rather entertain people than offend them. Sam Kinison entertainoffendpeople Change image and share on social
Jesus is still up in Heaven, thumbing through his Bible, going 'Where did I say build a water slide?' Sam Kinison biblebuildheaven Change image and share on social
Not that I want to put the entire rap music style down - I just don't like it. And I know somewhere there's gotta be another guy like that. There's gotta be a guy just like that - just like me. There's gotta be somebody, somewhere... Maybe, maybe an assassin type. Sam Kinison assassinentiregotta share on social
If I've learned one thing, it's 'don't tell the truth.' Lies keep you together. Sam Kinison havelearnlie Change image and share on social
