I've never been against women. That anti-feminist rap is bogus. I think men should be nice to women, buy them diamonds. Sam Kinison antibogusbuy Change image and share on social
So many people counted on me to be the party, I had to move far enough away that they wouldn't want to drive there. Sam Kinison countdrivemove Change image and share on social
You don't know what a rough crowd is. If all I have to do is go make people laugh, that's nothing. Let me tell you what a tough crowd is. A tough crowd is going to a morning service and you got six people there and you gotta pat your house payment. That's a tough crowd. Sam Kinison crowdgottahouse share on social
Obviously I'm not a role model for impressionable youth. Sam Kinison impressionablemodelrole Change image and share on social
I'm a comedian, and my comedy has never endorsed violence towards gays. Sam Kinison comediancomedyendorse Change image and share on social
Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. Sam Kinison artcomedyexpand Change image and share on social
Real comedy doesn't just make people laugh and think, but makes them laugh and change. Sam Kinison changecomedylaugh Change image and share on social
I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you just can't cry. Sam Kinison cryguessjoke Change image and share on social
AIDS is a horrible disease, and the people who catch it deserve compassion. Sam Kinison aidcatchcompassion Change image and share on social
If I've learned one thing, it's 'don't tell the truth.' Lies keep you together. Sam Kinison havelearnlie Change image and share on social
