It was like going to church, except Ozzy Osbourne was there. Sam Kinison churchosbourneozzy Change image and share on social
I'm so tired of men who are afraid to hurt women's feelings. Sam Kinison afraidfeelinghurt Change image and share on social
I started saying things in church that didn't meet with a lot of approval - like 'Jesus isn't coming back.' They started throwing Bibles. Sam Kinison approvalbackbible Change image and share on social
Society needs a couple of vents that say what you're not supposed to say. Sam Kinison couplesocietysuppose Change image and share on social
Obviously I'm not a role model for impressionable youth. Sam Kinison impressionablemodelrole Change image and share on social
AIDS is a horrible disease, and the people who catch it deserve compassion. Sam Kinison aidcatchcompassion Change image and share on social
I'm responsible. I even did a commercial for MTV saying how I was going to register to vote. And I still haven't. Sam Kinison commercialmtvregister Change image and share on social
If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows. Sam Kinison drumguymarry Change image and share on social
I've never been against women. That anti-feminist rap is bogus. I think men should be nice to women, buy them diamonds. Sam Kinison antibogusbuy Change image and share on social