Everything that's written about me has such a negative taint. It just has a life of its own, like an avalanche, and I don't think there's anything I can do to stop it. Roseanne Barr avalanchelifenegative Change image and share on social
One of the first things I bought when I made 'Roseanne Show' money was a farm in Iowa. Roseanne Barr buyfarmiowa Change image and share on social
You kind of restructure your whole personality to be in a healthy relationship. Roseanne Barr healthykindpersonality Change image and share on social
You can't break through Hollywood formulaic points of view. I've tried, and I think I was more successful than anybody at doing it. Roseanne Barr breakformulaichave Change image and share on social
The end of my addiction to fame happened at the exact moment 'Roseanne' dropped out of the top ten, in the seventh of our nine seasons. It was mysteriously instantaneous! Roseanne Barr addictiondropend Change image and share on social
Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids. Roseanne Barr bedbirthcontrol Change image and share on social
I want to eat, cook, meet famous people and make fun of them. Roseanne Barr cookeatfamous Change image and share on social
A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego. Roseanne Barr beercommercialcrap share on social
You know, I'm blessed. 'Blessed' is a better way of saying 'rich.' Roseanne Barr blessrich Change image and share on social
I always was a writer, but then I wanted to do stand-up because I thought that was a way that I could perform what I wrote. Roseanne Barr performstandthink Change image and share on social