I was raised on government cheese. As an adult, in my first marriage, my husband and I worked real hard just to go bankrupt. I happened to write some jokes about it. I did real well for myself. Roseanne Barr adultbankruptcheese Change image and share on social
Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive? Roseanne Barr angerchildexpert Change image and share on social
Meditation state is a place of deep relaxation where you can pinpoint the things you do and to set a paradigm switch from effect to cause. So how to be a cause in your own life. Roseanne Barr deepeffectlife Change image and share on social
I want to eat, cook, meet famous people and make fun of them. Roseanne Barr cookeatfamous Change image and share on social
I'm God because I have the power to control my mind. Roseanne Barr controlgodmind Change image and share on social
My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel. Roseanne Barr apparelemphasisgay Change image and share on social
I'm either mentally ill or Jewish. I can't sometimes tell the difference. Roseanne Barr differenceilljewish Change image and share on social
Patriarchy is a bully notion, which if you will notice never attacks a nation that can defend itself. Zionism is patriarchal and sets Judaism on its head. Roseanne Barr attackbullydefend Change image and share on social
When I used to watch comedians with my dad, he laid it all out for me. He wanted to be a comedian himself, and he was so funny. We'd watch stand-up on TV, and he'd tell me the subtext of what they were saying. Roseanne Barr comediandadfunny share on social
I'm a farmer now, and it's fantastic. My goal is to be totally self-sufficient and grow everything that I eat. There's something about earning your dinner that's cool. Roseanne Barr cooldinnerearn Change image and share on social
