Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids. Roseanne Barr bedbirthcontrol Change image and share on social
Patriarchy is impotent and qualitatively unable to solve even the most simple problems in the cosmos such as picking up their own socks or placing a carton of milk back in the refrigerator after drinking from it. Roseanne Barr backcartoncosmos share on social
Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself. Roseanne Barr complainmonthtime Change image and share on social
I am an observant Jew! Now my secret is out. Roseanne Barr jewobservantsecret Change image and share on social
I'm not a politician. I think that uniquely qualifies me to become president of the U.S. Roseanne Barr politicianpresidentqualify Change image and share on social
I'm tired of watching as men destroy all the world. Everything used to be beautiful when women were in charge, and now I, working as the physical manifestation of the goddess Isis and the reincarnation of Cleopatra, have decided to save the world. Roseanne Barr beautifulchargecleopatra share on social
I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. Roseanne Barr eatkosherpork Change image and share on social
I think that all comics or humorists, or whatever we are, ask questions. That's what we're supposed to do. But I not only ask the questions, I offer solutions. Roseanne Barr comichumoristoffer Change image and share on social
I meditate so I know how to find a peaceful place within to be calm and peaceful. Roseanne Barr calmfindmeditate Change image and share on social
I'm a farmer now, and it's fantastic. My goal is to be totally self-sufficient and grow everything that I eat. There's something about earning your dinner that's cool. Roseanne Barr cooldinnerearn Change image and share on social
