You can't break through Hollywood formulaic points of view. I've tried, and I think I was more successful than anybody at doing it. Roseanne Barr breakformulaichave Change image and share on social
The end of my addiction to fame happened at the exact moment 'Roseanne' dropped out of the top ten, in the seventh of our nine seasons. It was mysteriously instantaneous! Roseanne Barr addictiondropend Change image and share on social
I want to eat, cook, meet famous people and make fun of them. Roseanne Barr cookeatfamous Change image and share on social
You know, I'm blessed. 'Blessed' is a better way of saying 'rich.' Roseanne Barr blessrich Change image and share on social
Imitation is the sincerest form of show business. Roseanne Barr businessformimitation Change image and share on social
Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids. Roseanne Barr bedbirthcontrol Change image and share on social
I always had a dissociative disorder. But I healed from it over the course of 14 years of big-time therapy. But, you know, I mean, everybody's kind of loony now. So I was kind of a pioneer in the mental illness thing, too. Roseanne Barr bigdisorderdissociative share on social
Nothing real or truthful makes its way to TV unless you are smart and know how to sneak it in, and I would tell you how I did it, but then I would have to kill you. Roseanne Barr killmakereal Change image and share on social
I can't have cats around me because they try to steal my energy. Roseanne Barr catenergysteal Change image and share on social
I always was a writer, but then I wanted to do stand-up because I thought that was a way that I could perform what I wrote. Roseanne Barr performstandthink Change image and share on social
