My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel. Roseanne Barr apparelemphasisgay Change image and share on social
A lot of people in television who've had successful shows claim the 'Roseanne' show as their starting place, and I'm really proud of that. Roseanne Barr claimhavelot Change image and share on social
Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids. Roseanne Barr bedbirthcontrol Change image and share on social
Patriarchy is impotent and qualitatively unable to solve even the most simple problems in the cosmos such as picking up their own socks or placing a carton of milk back in the refrigerator after drinking from it. Roseanne Barr backcartoncosmos share on social
Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself. Roseanne Barr complainmonthtime Change image and share on social
I am an observant Jew! Now my secret is out. Roseanne Barr jewobservantsecret Change image and share on social
I'm not a politician. I think that uniquely qualifies me to become president of the U.S. Roseanne Barr politicianpresidentqualify Change image and share on social
Meditation state is a place of deep relaxation where you can pinpoint the things you do and to set a paradigm switch from effect to cause. So how to be a cause in your own life. Roseanne Barr deepeffectlife Change image and share on social
I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. Roseanne Barr eatkosherpork Change image and share on social
I'm a farmer now, and it's fantastic. My goal is to be totally self-sufficient and grow everything that I eat. There's something about earning your dinner that's cool. Roseanne Barr cooldinnerearn Change image and share on social