In order to be able to write a good joke, you have to find the truth. Roseanne Barr findgoodjoke Change image and share on social
I do say that I am in favor of the return of the guillotine and that is for the worst of the worst of the guilty. Roseanne Barr badfavorguillotine Change image and share on social
I think I'm hysterical. I watch myself on tape and just roar - isn't that weird? Roseanne Barr hystericalroartape Change image and share on social
I'm very introspective, and I mostly don't talk to people. I get into a real quiet, meditative place. Roseanne Barr introspectivemeditativepeople Change image and share on social
I never do anything fun, because I'm a housewife. I hate that word 'housewife.' I prefer to be called 'domestic goddess.' Roseanne Barr calldomesticfun Change image and share on social
Since I had my gastric bypass surgery in 1998, I eat like a bird. Unfortunately, that bird is a California condor. Roseanne Barr birdbypasscalifornia Change image and share on social
I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that's why I don't like any of them. Roseanne Barr goodjudgepeople Change image and share on social
After my 1985 appearance on 'The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson,' I was wooed by producers in Hollywood, who told me they wanted to turn my act into a sitcom. Roseanne Barr actappearancecarson Change image and share on social
The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it. Roseanne Barr learnpowerthing Change image and share on social
I always was a writer, but then I wanted to do stand-up because I thought that was a way that I could perform what I wrote. Roseanne Barr performstandthink Change image and share on social