People used to say I'm regional, but I'm not... We all have the same human condition. Ron White conditionhumanpeople Change image and share on social
Ultimately I'm the writer for me, but also, anytime one of my friends gets stuck with a bit, they can call me, and I'm pretty good at helping them get there. Ron White anytimebitecall Change image and share on social
I don't live under the illusion we don't need a military to protect this country. Ron White countryillusionlive Change image and share on social
I'm set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it's easy. Ron White easylotmake Change image and share on social
There's no backlog of people we can fire for no reason and act as if they don't exist. Ron White actbacklogexist Change image and share on social
I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game. Ron White badbowlgame Change image and share on social
I go to more open mic nights than open mikers. Ron White micmikersnight Change image and share on social
Here's how I operate. When I see something I like, 20 years later, I ask her brother for her phone number. She don't even see me coming. Ron White brothercomenumb Change image and share on social
Somebody the other day had a review, called me 'America's reprobate.' And I don't even know what that means, but I kinda like the way it sounds. Ron White americacallday Change image and share on social
As a small child, I could watch anything happen and tell a story, and it was funny. Ron White childfunnyhappen Change image and share on social
