Top 135 Quotes by Ron White

Any time someone achieves success before they've earned it, it always comes back to haunt them.

Comedy is great because there's no overhead.

I write these shows one joke at a time. There's no continuity. I do try to figure an order to the stories, but there's not continuity.

People used to say I'm regional, but I'm not... We all have the same human condition.

I guarantee there's people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.

I pretty much give both barrels every time I walk on stage.

I don't live under the illusion we don't need a military to protect this country.

I'm set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it's easy.

There's no backlog of people we can fire for no reason and act as if they don't exist.

I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.