A killer Cuban restaurant with a giant cigar bar. Have me a Cuban sandwich. That's just like heaven to me. I'm a simple man. Ron White barcigarcuban Change image and share on social
A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess. Ron White findguesshumor Change image and share on social
I could do no wrong in my mother's eyes from the day I was born. My fans bought her a very nice house in San Antonio, and she has a great life. Ron White antoniobearbuy Change image and share on social
I've asked these guys in rock bands with all the 18-wheelers driving to the venue how they make money. I just don't understand it. But I don't understand a lot of things. Ron White askbanddrive Change image and share on social
My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers. Ron White allmanbandbrother Change image and share on social
I don't like to do burnt material on stage. Even though my crowd loves to hear me do old stuff, I don't like to do old stuff. So I do very, very little of it. Ron White burncrowdhear Change image and share on social
My opening acts are always really strong because I need a guy who can take on a big, big crowd. Which is not that easy to do. Ron White actbigcrowd Change image and share on social
I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability. Ron White abilityremainsilent Change image and share on social
I have a very fun life. I don't recommend it for anybody else, but it sure has been fun for me. Ron White funliferecommend Change image and share on social
There have been times when I played more than others, but I've been a road comic for a quarter of a century, so I've always played golf on the road because you have a lot of time to kill. Ron White centurycomicgolf Change image and share on social
