Top 135 Quotes by Ron White

About Ron White

These are some quotes by American author Ron White Comedian, who was born on December 18, 1956.

A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.

A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.

Ron White

My shows are not all-the-way filthy, but they can be.

My shows are not all-the-way filthy, but they can be.

Ron White

I could do no wrong in my mother's eyes from the day I was born. My fans bought her a very nice house in San Antonio, and she has a great life.

I could do no wrong in my mother's eyes from the day I was born. My fans bought her a very nice house in San Antonio, and she has a great life.

Ron White

I've asked these guys in rock bands with all the 18-wheelers driving to the venue how they make money. I just don't understand it. But I don't understand a lot of things.

I've asked these guys in rock bands with all the 18-wheelers driving to the venue how they make money. I just don't understand it. But I don't understand a lot of things.

Ron White

My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.

My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Ron White

I don't like to do burnt material on stage. Even though my crowd loves to hear me do old stuff, I don't like to do old stuff. So I do very, very little of it.

I don't like to do burnt material on stage. Even though my crowd loves to hear me do old stuff, I don't like to do old stuff. So I do very, very little of it.

Ron White

I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that's all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.

I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that's all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.

Ron White

My opening acts are always really strong because I need a guy who can take on a big, big crowd. Which is not that easy to do.

My opening acts are always really strong because I need a guy who can take on a big, big crowd. Which is not that easy to do.

Ron White

I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.

I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.

Ron White

You can tell on-stage when a joke's starting to lose its pop. It doesn't mean people don't want to hear it anymore; it means I don't want to do it anymore. Because I want to move on to something that has a knee-jerk reaction just like you get when you tell somebody a joke that they've never heard.

Ron White

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