I was a little one-trick pony. I do what I've always done. That's really where my best stuff comes from. I don't know how it happens. It just happens. Ron White haveponystuff Change image and share on social
If I'm not in the theatre, I'm in an open mic night or doing a guest set at the Comedy Club, or whatever, just trying to develop stuff. Ron White clubcomedydevelop Change image and share on social
A killer Cuban restaurant with a giant cigar bar. Have me a Cuban sandwich. That's just like heaven to me. I'm a simple man. Ron White barcigarcuban Change image and share on social
The bulk of my fans are my age, and I'm aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it's addicting, really. Ron White addictingageaging Change image and share on social
A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess. Ron White findguesshumor Change image and share on social
I've asked these guys in rock bands with all the 18-wheelers driving to the venue how they make money. I just don't understand it. But I don't understand a lot of things. Ron White askbanddrive Change image and share on social
My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers. Ron White allmanbandbrother Change image and share on social
I don't like to do burnt material on stage. Even though my crowd loves to hear me do old stuff, I don't like to do old stuff. So I do very, very little of it. Ron White burncrowdhear Change image and share on social
My opening acts are always really strong because I need a guy who can take on a big, big crowd. Which is not that easy to do. Ron White actbigcrowd Change image and share on social
I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability. Ron White abilityremainsilent Change image and share on social
