I go to more open mic nights than open mikers. Ron White micmikersnight Change image and share on social
I've been offered starring roles in horrible movies, but I just didn't want to do it. I don't see why you would. Ron White havehorriblemovie Change image and share on social
I don't watch Comedy Central. I don't enjoy it. Ron White centralcomedyenjoy Change image and share on social
We always go out looking for live music after our shows. Ron White livemusicshow Change image and share on social
I was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn't care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there. Ron White careidealaugh Change image and share on social
I was talking to a guy who was holding his 18-month-old daughter with the only limb he had left, and he had a smile on his face. I thought, 'I'm not even a 10th of this man.' Ron White 10thdaughterface Change image and share on social
Vegas is famous for a lot of things, and bad marriages are one of them. Margo and I are proof that you can make this work. It just takes a little effort. Ron White badeffortfamous Change image and share on social
When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable - onstage, talking, making 'em laugh and listen to the weirdest things. I liked being the center of attention. Ron White attentioncentercomfortable Change image and share on social
