I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. Ron White findlemonlemonade Change image and share on social
If I'm in a town for very long, usually I'll work out in the comedy club just to keep my chops or work out the beats on new stuff. Ron White beatchopclub Change image and share on social
There have been times in my life that I've had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years. Ron White amokdemonhave Change image and share on social
I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more. Ron White begcomedianfamous Change image and share on social
If I sit down to write a joke about, whatever, the polluted Gulf of Mexico, it comes out mundane to me. Ron White gulfjokemexico Change image and share on social
The Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets. Ron White antonegoodmajestic Change image and share on social
If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it's being true to their nature... that's what takes a long time to learn. Ron White bigcomiccommon Change image and share on social
The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans. Ron White answerfanlive Change image and share on social
There's not a pill you can take; there's not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever. Ron White classforeverpill Change image and share on social
