There's no idea or concept in comedy you could do that hasn't been attacked from some angle. But if you start leaving punchlines out so you'll look cool, I don't get that. But I don't watch standup anyway, so I don't know what they're doing. Ron White angleattackcomedy share on social
There are two kinds of comics; there are the ones who build bridges, and then there are the people who walk across the bridges as though they built them. The bridge builders are few and far between. Ron White bridgebuildbuilder Change image and share on social
My uncle was a preacher, and I used to go watch him preach. He was also funny, so I'm very 'preacher-ish' on stage, not by intent but because that's where I learned to talk in front of people. Ron White frontfunnyintent Change image and share on social
The Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets. Ron White antonegoodmajestic Change image and share on social
I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you're a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level. Ron White canvascollaborativecreative Change image and share on social
The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans. Ron White answerfanlive Change image and share on social
I'm definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won't. Then three years later I will finally try it and it'll kill them. I got to give them more credit. Ron White audiencecreditfinally Change image and share on social
I don't know who in my family thinks very fast at all, including me. The things that people see me do onstage are written, so it doesn't have to be very quick if you have all day with a pen. Ron White dayfamilyfast Change image and share on social
That's the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media's radar. Ron White beautydvdhelp Change image and share on social
I was desperate for new material, so anything I can write a joke about that works is in the act. No matter who it offends, or who it bothers - doesn't matter if its something my wife hates. Ron White actbotherdesperate Change image and share on social
