All of my comedian friends are some of the best joke writers in the world. Ron White comedianfriendjoke Change image and share on social
I was always a funny guy. I don't think anybody that makes it to this level of stand-up wasn't a funny guy when they were young. Ron White funnyguylevel Change image and share on social
There's no idea or concept in comedy you could do that hasn't been attacked from some angle. But if you start leaving punchlines out so you'll look cool, I don't get that. But I don't watch standup anyway, so I don't know what they're doing. Ron White angleattackcomedy share on social
As long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I'll create more comedy. It's just when I shut off and stay at home... What helps me is just to keep moving. Ron White comedycreateengage Change image and share on social
There are two kinds of comics; there are the ones who build bridges, and then there are the people who walk across the bridges as though they built them. The bridge builders are few and far between. Ron White bridgebuildbuilder Change image and share on social
My life has been wild enough to derive all of the stories you need out of it. I've been through many, many years of behavioral problems, so I don't really look outside for stories. Ron White behavioralderivehave Change image and share on social
I was by far the least popular of the Blue Collar crew when we started. There was a definite pecking order, and everybody knew it. Ron White bluecollarcrow Change image and share on social
The Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets. Ron White antonegoodmajestic Change image and share on social
I'm definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won't. Then three years later I will finally try it and it'll kill them. I got to give them more credit. Ron White audiencecreditfinally Change image and share on social
