All I know how to do is take what's on my mind and spit it out funny. I don't know what else I could do besides comedy. Ron White comedyfunnymind Change image and share on social
I don't do talk shows or go on Dr. Phil's show. He's a friend of mine, and, no, he doesn't give me any advice. He doesn't give solicited advice. Ron White advicefriendgive Change image and share on social
I don't think we have a surplus of fine educators in this country that we can just start dropping them for no reason whatsoever. Ron White countrydropeducator Change image and share on social
Think of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places. Ron White channelkindplace Change image and share on social
I'm not the judge of who that is, but I am a believer that no debt in the universe goes unpaid. If you try to buy early, you'll pay late. Ron White believerbuydebt Change image and share on social
I'm not willing to drag my fans down a road I don't believe in. That's just my one little principle. I've only got one, and that's it. Ron White dragfanhave Change image and share on social
I've been married a few times. I'm not good at it. Ron White goodhavemarry Change image and share on social
If you become famous and don't have a live show to back it up, they're not going to pay you any money. Ron White backfamouslive Change image and share on social
My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy. Ron White bigcablecomedian Change image and share on social
