I've got a role in the new Billy Bob Thornton movie that Billy Bob wrote and is going to direct called 'Jayne Mansfield's Car.' I only have four scenes, but I have as much dialogue as anybody in the movie. Ron White billybobcall share on social
I would have rather been beat by a plumber than Kathy Griffin. Ron White beatgriffinkathy Change image and share on social
Donald Trump - and I don't dislike Donald one single bit - has no idea how good the Mexican people are at building tunnels. Ron White bitebuilddislike Change image and share on social
My uncle was a preacher, and I used to go watch him preach. He was also funny, so I'm very 'preacher-ish' on stage, not by intent but because that's where I learned to talk in front of people. Ron White frontfunnyintent Change image and share on social
There's no idea or concept in comedy you could do that hasn't been attacked from some angle. But if you start leaving punchlines out so you'll look cool, I don't get that. But I don't watch standup anyway, so I don't know what they're doing. Ron White angleattackcomedy share on social
My shows are not all-the-way filthy, but they can be. Ron White filthyshow Change image and share on social
I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow. Ron White feeltodaytomorrow Change image and share on social
When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range. Ron White backdaddrive Change image and share on social
My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy. Ron White bigcablecomedian Change image and share on social
