I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you're a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level. Ron White canvascollaborativecreative Change image and share on social
If I'm in a town for very long, usually I'll work out in the comedy club just to keep my chops or work out the beats on new stuff. Ron White beatchopclub Change image and share on social
If you become famous and don't have a live show to back it up, they're not going to pay you any money. Ron White backfamouslive Change image and share on social
My brain is like a cross between a colander and a Lazy Susan - thin, slow, and it leaks. Ron White braincolandercross Change image and share on social
I do a lot of gay-friendly stuff in my show, and men, women, they all love it. I practice non-judgment in my daily life and hope other people do the same thing. Ron White dailyfriendlygay Change image and share on social
My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy. Ron White bigcablecomedian Change image and share on social
Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane. Ron White abolishdeathexpress Change image and share on social
I'd rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part. Ron White badbiggood Change image and share on social
I don't have a specific plan except for as long as people want to listen to me talk, I'm going to keep talking. I can't imagine a life without doing standup. Ron White imaginelifelisten Change image and share on social