My shows are not all-the-way filthy, but they can be. Ron White filthyshow Change image and share on social
I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow. Ron White feeltodaytomorrow Change image and share on social
I was talking to a guy who was holding his 18-month-old daughter with the only limb he had left, and he had a smile on his face. I thought, 'I'm not even a 10th of this man.' Ron White 10thdaughterface Change image and share on social
When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range. Ron White backdaddrive Change image and share on social
I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship. Ron White communicationhonestmatter Change image and share on social
There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong. Ron White beerdietdrink share on social
I don't watch Comedy Central. I don't enjoy it. Ron White centralcomedyenjoy Change image and share on social
My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy. Ron White bigcablecomedian Change image and share on social
