I write these shows one joke at a time. There's no continuity. I do try to figure an order to the stories, but there's not continuity. Ron White continuityfigurejoke Change image and share on social
I get e-mail from all over the world, and from lawyers and doctors and whoever - plumbers and drywall hangers. Ron White doctordrywallhanger Change image and share on social
I was desperate for new material, so anything I can write a joke about that works is in the act. No matter who it offends, or who it bothers - doesn't matter if its something my wife hates. Ron White actbotherdesperate Change image and share on social
I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship. Ron White communicationhonestmatter Change image and share on social
There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong. Ron White beerdietdrink share on social
I don't watch Comedy Central. I don't enjoy it. Ron White centralcomedyenjoy Change image and share on social
TV is a hard job. You work 15 hours a day. People tell you what to do. I hate to do it. Ron White dayhardhate Change image and share on social
All I know how to do is take what's on my mind and spit it out funny. I don't know what else I could do besides comedy. Ron White comedyfunnymind Change image and share on social
I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product! Ron White chilicincinnatilove Change image and share on social