My show is more storytelling now than it's ever been. It's what I'm good at. Ron White goodshowstorytelling Change image and share on social
Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won't give my TV show. I put it in my live show. Ron White giveliveput Change image and share on social
I think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don't need my help. Ron White christiancleancomedy Change image and share on social
The only way to stay sharp is to do live shows. There is no part-time comedy. Ron White comedylivepart Change image and share on social
Let's face it: a lot of my material comes from the stuff that happens to me on the road. Ron White facelotmaterial Change image and share on social
Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane. Ron White abolishdeathexpress Change image and share on social
I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I was going to be there. Ron White advertiseclubcomedy Change image and share on social
You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered. Ron White hammertruthwanna Change image and share on social
I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling. Ron White greatlivelot Change image and share on social
My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy. Ron White bigcablecomedian Change image and share on social
