It went from Bob Newhart to Flip Wilson to Bill Cosby to Richard Pryor to George Carlin to Cheech and Chong. I had all these records. Ron White billbobcarlin Change image and share on social
My life has been wild enough to derive all of the stories you need out of it. I've been through many, many years of behavioral problems, so I don't really look outside for stories. Ron White behavioralderivehave Change image and share on social
I really understood a lot more about comedy after listening to Bill Hicks, who died at 32 years old. He's probably the best comedian who ever lived. Although you can't say that because of Carlin, Cosby and Pryor. Ron White billcarlincomedian share on social
Ultimately I'm the writer for me, but also, anytime one of my friends gets stuck with a bit, they can call me, and I'm pretty good at helping them get there. Ron White anytimebitecall Change image and share on social
The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can't even spell. I don't even have a high school diploma. I'm smart, but you can't prove it on paper. Ron White attentionbraindeficit share on social
I could do no wrong in my mother's eyes from the day I was born. My fans bought her a very nice house in San Antonio, and she has a great life. Ron White antoniobearbuy Change image and share on social
Don't bring your kids to my show, and I won't come to your house and cuss. Ron White bringcusshouse Change image and share on social
My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy. Ron White bigcablecomedian Change image and share on social
