I think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don't need my help. Ron White christiancleancomedy Change image and share on social
I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I was going to be there. Ron White advertiseclubcomedy Change image and share on social
I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling. Ron White greatlivelot Change image and share on social
The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can't even spell. I don't even have a high school diploma. I'm smart, but you can't prove it on paper. Ron White attentionbraindeficit share on social
If you watch the 'Blue Collar Comedy Tour,' don't expect that when you come see me by myself, 'cause it's a little rougher. Ron White bluecollarcomedy Change image and share on social
Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won't give my TV show. I put it in my live show. Ron White giveliveput Change image and share on social
I would have rather been beat by a plumber than Kathy Griffin. Ron White beatgriffinkathy Change image and share on social
I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow. Ron White feeltodaytomorrow Change image and share on social
I don't have a specific plan except for as long as people want to listen to me talk, I'm going to keep talking. I can't imagine a life without doing standup. Ron White imaginelifelisten Change image and share on social
