I don't live under the illusion we don't need a military to protect this country. Ron White countryillusionlive Change image and share on social
Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin. Ron White literallypenetrateskin Change image and share on social
I always found that the closer I got to who I really am, on stage, the more they responded to it. Ron White closefindrespond Change image and share on social
Somebody the other day had a review, called me 'America's reprobate.' And I don't even know what that means, but I kinda like the way it sounds. Ron White americacallday Change image and share on social
Diamonds - that'll shut her up... for a minute! Ron White diamondminuteshut Change image and share on social
You can teach somebody how to be a brain surgeon, but you cannot teach them how to walk on a stage and make people laugh. Ron White brainlaughmake Change image and share on social
The first thing I ever got my hands on was Andy Griffith's 'What It Was, Was Football.' I was fascinated with the fact that every syllable made it funny, and I would laugh even though I didn't know what any of it meant. Ron White andyfactfascinate share on social
As long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I'll create more comedy. It's just when I shut off and stay at home... What helps me is just to keep moving. Ron White comedycreateengage Change image and share on social
TV is a hard job. You work 15 hours a day. People tell you what to do. I hate to do it. Ron White dayhardhate Change image and share on social
My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy. Ron White bigcablecomedian Change image and share on social
