The only way to stay sharp is to do live shows. There is no part-time comedy. Ron White comedylivepart Change image and share on social
Donald Trump - and I don't dislike Donald one single bit - has no idea how good the Mexican people are at building tunnels. Ron White bitebuilddislike Change image and share on social
It never dawned on me that I had the option of becoming a comedian. I come from a little dirt street town in northwest Texas, and they really don't talk about the arts there much on career day. Ron White artcareercomedian Change image and share on social
Movies are boring. It's like watching paint dry. I did a little role in a movie, and it was eight lines. I was there for three days. It's just horrible. Television is 15 hour days. Movies are 18 hour days. And it's 18 hours of doing not a thing. Ron White boredayhorrible share on social
When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable - onstage, talking, making 'em laugh and listen to the weirdest things. I liked being the center of attention. Ron White attentioncentercomfortable Change image and share on social
I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of 'em. Ron White cigarcollectiongreat Change image and share on social
When I was a kid, mostly I played in a ditch that didn't have much water in it. It was for drainage purposes. There was not a lot trouble to get into in that ditch. It was ditch activities like catching crawdads and minnows. Ron White activitycatchcrawdad share on social
I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more. Ron White begcomedianfamous Change image and share on social
I don't have a specific plan except for as long as people want to listen to me talk, I'm going to keep talking. I can't imagine a life without doing standup. Ron White imaginelifelisten Change image and share on social
