You can teach somebody how to be a brain surgeon, but you cannot teach them how to walk on a stage and make people laugh. Ron White brainlaughmake Change image and share on social
Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin. Ron White literallypenetrateskin Change image and share on social
I always found that the closer I got to who I really am, on stage, the more they responded to it. Ron White closefindrespond Change image and share on social
As long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I'll create more comedy. It's just when I shut off and stay at home... What helps me is just to keep moving. Ron White comedycreateengage Change image and share on social
TV is a hard job. You work 15 hours a day. People tell you what to do. I hate to do it. Ron White dayhardhate Change image and share on social
It went from Bob Newhart to Flip Wilson to Bill Cosby to Richard Pryor to George Carlin to Cheech and Chong. I had all these records. Ron White billbobcarlin Change image and share on social
I've gathered some of my close musical and comedian friends, and we're going to see if we can't bring a few laughs to these soldiers, raise some money, and hopefully lift their spirits. I consider it an honor and a privilege to give back however I can for the many sacrifices of these incredibly brave men and women. Ron White backbravebring share on social
The only way to stay sharp is to do live shows. There is no part-time comedy. Ron White comedylivepart Change image and share on social
My life has been wild enough to derive all of the stories you need out of it. I've been through many, many years of behavioral problems, so I don't really look outside for stories. Ron White behavioralderivehave Change image and share on social
My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy. Ron White bigcablecomedian Change image and share on social