I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes beg comedian famous
I've got a role in the new Billy Bob Thornton movie that Billy Bob wrote and is going to direct called 'Jayne Mansfield's Car.' I only have four scenes, but I have as much dialogue as anybody in the movie. Ron White billybobcall share on social
I want my fans to feel like we're always in touch. Because without 'em, I wouldn't be able to do any of this. Ron White fanfeeltouch Change image and share on social
The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can't even spell. I don't even have a high school diploma. I'm smart, but you can't prove it on paper. Ron White attentionbraindeficit share on social
I turned into a monk when my mother went to learn Buddhism in Burma. While she learnt at the monastery, I used to roam around with a begging bowl and ask for food. Kabir Bedi begbowlbuddhism Change image and share on social
I didn't want to be famous. I just wanted to earn enough money to have a nice life and enjoy acting. David McCallum actearnenjoy Change image and share on social
A lot of people think I'm a comedian. Dolly Parton comedianlotpeople Change image and share on social