I'm definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won't. Then three years later I will finally try it and it'll kill them. I got to give them more credit. Ron White audiencecreditfinally Change image and share on social
That's the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media's radar. Ron White beautydvdhelp Change image and share on social
I was desperate for new material, so anything I can write a joke about that works is in the act. No matter who it offends, or who it bothers - doesn't matter if its something my wife hates. Ron White actbotherdesperate Change image and share on social
I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child. Ron White childcomedyfan Change image and share on social
You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out. Ron White albumjokethrow Change image and share on social
It never dawned on me that I had the option of becoming a comedian. I come from a little dirt street town in northwest Texas, and they really don't talk about the arts there much on career day. Ron White artcareercomedian Change image and share on social
I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product! Ron White chilicincinnatilove Change image and share on social
Movies are boring. It's like watching paint dry. I did a little role in a movie, and it was eight lines. I was there for three days. It's just horrible. Television is 15 hour days. Movies are 18 hour days. And it's 18 hours of doing not a thing. Ron White boredayhorrible share on social
I've never been one to look up the ladder. I've always looked down the ladder. As long as there's one guy down there, I'm fine. Ron White fineguyhave Change image and share on social
I was always a funny guy. I don't think anybody that makes it to this level of stand-up wasn't a funny guy when they were young. Ron White funnyguylevel Change image and share on social
