Rita Rudner

Quotes by Rita Rudner

 

Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

Rita Rudner

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Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?

Rita Rudner

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Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.

Rita Rudner

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I've always been very determined, ever since I was a little girl, to make my way.

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