I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes envelope laugh make
Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be. Rita Rudner humanitylosepeople Change image and share on social
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? Rita Rudner eighteenfeltgod Change image and share on social
Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them. Rita Rudner airbuildcastle Change image and share on social
I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates. T. J. Miller absurditybeardedhard Change image and share on social
Letters are expectation packaged in an envelope. Shana Alexander envelopeexpectationletter Change image and share on social
I've always been very determined, ever since I was a little girl, to make my way. Scarlett Johansson determinegirlhave Change image and share on social