A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. Phyllis Diller bachelorguymake Change image and share on social
My father used to call me the laughing hyena. Phyllis Diller callfatherhyena Change image and share on social
Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed. Phyllis Diller argumentbankcab Change image and share on social
You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type. Phyllis Diller blooddiscontinuetype Change image and share on social
You know you're old if your walker has an airbag. Phyllis Diller airbagwalker Change image and share on social
I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. Phyllis Diller affordchildmove Change image and share on social
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. Phyllis Diller cleangrowhouse Change image and share on social
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. Phyllis Diller baseballkidlook Change image and share on social
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. Phyllis Diller curvesetsmile Change image and share on social
What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. Phyllis Diller christmasdayjob Change image and share on social
