My father used to call me the laughing hyena. Phyllis Diller callfatherhyena Change image and share on social
Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed. Phyllis Diller argumentbankcab Change image and share on social
You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type. Phyllis Diller blooddiscontinuetype Change image and share on social
You know you're old if your walker has an airbag. Phyllis Diller airbagwalker Change image and share on social
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. Phyllis Diller headlaughpro Change image and share on social
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. Phyllis Diller baseballkidlook Change image and share on social
You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. Phyllis Diller alligatorbarefootcompliment Change image and share on social
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. Phyllis Diller cleangrowhouse Change image and share on social
I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away. Phyllis Diller admitboyfrienddrive Change image and share on social
Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out. Phyllis Diller eatkitchenodor Change image and share on social
