Phyllis Diller

Quotes by Phyllis Diller

 

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.

Phyllis Diller

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The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.

Phyllis Diller

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You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot.

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