I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes bag ounce put
The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling. Paula Poundstone deathfeltsin Change image and share on social
My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.' Paula Poundstone boatlakelearn Change image and share on social
I used to watch 'The Waltons' and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of humor in my family. Paula Poundstone cruelfamilyhumor Change image and share on social
Each day, you get an ounce more confidence. When we're playing like we are, there's no reason not to. Drew Brees confidencedayounce Change image and share on social
I'm a terrible grocery shopper. I hardly ever do it. And if I do, there's never more than three things in the bag. Seth Meyers baggroceryshopper Change image and share on social
It is hardly surprising that women concentrate on the way they look instead of what is in their minds since not much has been put in their minds to begin with. Mary Shelley beginconcentratemind Change image and share on social