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I'm still very much an atheist, except that I don't necessarily see religion as being a bad thing. So, that's a weird thing that I'm struggling with that seems to be offending both atheists and people that are religious. Patton Oswalt atheistbadnecessarily share on social
If Kevin James or Paul Giamatti drop weight, I'm done. I don't want to be the last pudge out there. Patton Oswalt dropgiamattijame Change image and share on social
As unhealthy as I am, I'm weirdly aware of exactly how my body functions. Patton Oswalt awarebodyfunction Change image and share on social
James Bond is quite serious about his drinks and clothing and cigarettes and food and all that sort of thing. There is nothing wry or amused about James Bond. Ken Follett amusebondcigarette Change image and share on social
I think the first rule of comedy is that it has to be funny and I find a lot of the broad comedy which is sent to me, painfully unfunny. Nigel Cole broadcomedyfind Change image and share on social
