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Mitch Hedberg

Bologna is a deli meat for people with eyes.

Bologna is a deli meat for people with eyes.

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These are some quotes by American author Mitch Hedberg Comedian, who lived between February 24, 1968 and March 30, 2005.

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I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.

I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.

Mitch Hedberg

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Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.

Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.

Mitch Hedberg

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A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.

A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.

Mitch Hedberg

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For 'Around the World in 80 Plates' we got to travel all over, having what was like a cross between a culinary competition and races. And in each country we had a chef Ambassador. We went to London, Barcelona, Bologna, Hong Kong, Thailand, Morocco... It was amazing.

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I always loved the retail entertainment sector, like FAO Schwartz, where it's a little more exciting than just going into a little corner deli candy place.

I always loved the retail entertainment sector, like FAO Schwartz, where it's a little more exciting than just going into a little corner deli candy place.

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It's an ear job, not an eye job.

It's an ear job, not an eye job.

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