Top 105 Quotes by Louis C. K.

You have to be aware of who you're talking to in an audience.

I love comedians. They're my community.

You know, the people who do indie film and decide who gets those little budgets? They're mean, man. They're cold and very cool-oriented.

I don't know what it's like to be an actor, where if your show gets canceled, really you're just a bum.

I've met a lot of people who've lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor.

Anytime you see a bit where some stranger does something to me, it's me.

Some entertainers don't pay attention to what's going on around them.

I like being full, every day, with stuff that I have to do.

I'm not a political comedian. That's just not what I do.

My kids are really easy. I often worry that they're too easy to deal with. They're really nice people.