Top 105 Quotes by Louis C. K.

I do actually use a boxing trainer when I train for stand-up.

People don't talk to me on airplanes.

I've always loved boxing. It's something I've always been extremely excited about.

A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn't hurt anybody.

I wish I could know everything ever, like that would be my wish - that's what I hope heaven is, that they tell you who shot JFK and all that stuff.

Sometimes I try to take a nap before shows. That clears my head.

It's easier to cancel a show if it's expensive.

I don't have a brother in real life.

Pushing the envelope' sort of implies that you're inside the envelope with everyone else, and you're trying to find the edges on the outsides.

Most people are dead. Did you know that? It's true, out of all the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead.