Top 105 Quotes by Louis C. K.

The thing is, comedy's gone in a weird direction. People are really into ironic comedy and fakeness and cleverness.

The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to.

I thought about going to NYU film school - that was this ideal to me. But I didn't make any kind of grades in high school.

For my scale, how I grew up and live my life, I'm making plenty of money.

People don't talk to me on airplanes.

I've always loved boxing. It's something I've always been extremely excited about.

A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn't hurt anybody.

I know what it's like to have a bunch of material that's working that you don't care about. You want to die.

I wish I could know everything ever, like that would be my wish - that's what I hope heaven is, that they tell you who shot JFK and all that stuff.

It's easier to cancel a show if it's expensive.