Top 105 Quotes by Louis C. K.

I've tried to do away with lying in my life in the last few years, but it's hard.

The thing is, comedy's gone in a weird direction. People are really into ironic comedy and fakeness and cleverness.

Technically, I've learned that having good legs and wind is good for being on stage. You have to be in shape and have endurance.

I do actually use a boxing trainer when I train for stand-up.

People don't talk to me on airplanes.

I've always loved boxing. It's something I've always been extremely excited about.

A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn't hurt anybody.

I know what it's like to have a bunch of material that's working that you don't care about. You want to die.

I wish I could know everything ever, like that would be my wish - that's what I hope heaven is, that they tell you who shot JFK and all that stuff.

It's easier to cancel a show if it's expensive.