America's a family. We all yell at each other. It all works out. Louis C. K. americafamilywork Change image and share on social
It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them. Louis C. K. laughmakepeople Change image and share on social
Sometimes I try to take a nap before shows. That clears my head. Louis C. K. clearheadnap Change image and share on social
Perception is created and twisted so quickly. Louis C. K. createperceptionquickly Change image and share on social
The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to. Louis C. K. choosefamouspeople Change image and share on social
When I read things like the foundations of capitalism are shattering, I'm like, maybe we need that. Maybe we need some time where we're walking around with a donkey with pots clanging on the sides. Louis C. K. capitalismclangdonkey Change image and share on social
I spend enough time onscreen looking hangdog and depressed. Louis C. K. depresshangdogonscreen Change image and share on social
Comedy isn't polite and it isn't correct and it isn't accurate, even. It's just a mess. So that's the way that I approach it. Louis C. K. accurateapproachcomedy Change image and share on social
My ex-wife, she really didn't like the material that I did. And that's something I regret, that I wasn't more careful about making sure that she was O.K. with it. I just sort of didn't ask. So that's how that goes. Louis C. K. carefulmakematerial share on social
Every day starts, my eyes open and I reload the program of misery. I open my eyes, remember who I am, what I'm like, and I just go, 'Ugh'. Louis C. K. dayeyemisery Change image and share on social