Sometimes I try to take a nap before shows. That clears my head. Louis C. K. clearheadnap Change image and share on social
Perception is created and twisted so quickly. Louis C. K. createperceptionquickly Change image and share on social
I spend enough time onscreen looking hangdog and depressed. Louis C. K. depresshangdogonscreen Change image and share on social
When I read things like the foundations of capitalism are shattering, I'm like, maybe we need that. Maybe we need some time where we're walking around with a donkey with pots clanging on the sides. Louis C. K. capitalismclangdonkey Change image and share on social
I never viewed money as being 'my money' I always saw it as 'the money.' It's a resource. If it pools up around me then it needs to be flushed back out into the system. Louis C. K. backflushmoney Change image and share on social
Well, when I was younger, I lied all the time, because once you understand the power of lying, it's really like magic because you transform reality for people. Louis C. K. liemagicpeople Change image and share on social
Comedy isn't polite and it isn't correct and it isn't accurate, even. It's just a mess. So that's the way that I approach it. Louis C. K. accurateapproachcomedy Change image and share on social
My ex-wife, she really didn't like the material that I did. And that's something I regret, that I wasn't more careful about making sure that she was O.K. with it. I just sort of didn't ask. So that's how that goes. Louis C. K. carefulmakematerial share on social
Every day starts, my eyes open and I reload the program of misery. I open my eyes, remember who I am, what I'm like, and I just go, 'Ugh'. Louis C. K. dayeyemisery Change image and share on social
There's no real preparing at home for stand-up. You just go and you just do it. Louis C. K. homepreparereal Change image and share on social
