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These are some quotes by American author Louis C. K. Comedian, who was born on September 2, 1967.

 
Some things I think are very conservative, or very liberal. I think when someone falls into one category for everything, I'm very suspicious. It doesn't make sense to me that you'd have the same solution to every issue.

Louis C. K.

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It's kind of awkward to eat alone in a restaurant because everybody's looking at me.

It's kind of awkward to eat alone in a restaurant because everybody's looking at me.

Louis C. K.

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For my scale, how I grew up and live my life, I'm making plenty of money.

For my scale, how I grew up and live my life, I'm making plenty of money.

Louis C. K.

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If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it.

If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it.

Louis C. K.

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There's a woman I see who's not my therapist, but she's like an old friend who's a therapist in profession. She lets me talk to her like a therapist once in a while, and she does a great thing. Whenever I have a big dilemma, like this is a big problem in my life, she always says, 'Wow, you're going to have to figure that out.'

Louis C. K.

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