Some things I think are very conservative, or very liberal. I think when someone falls into one category for everything, I'm very suspicious. It doesn't make sense to me that you'd have the same solution to every issue. Louis C. K. categoryconservativefall share on social
It's kind of awkward to eat alone in a restaurant because everybody's looking at me. Louis C. K. awkwardeatkind Change image and share on social
For my scale, how I grew up and live my life, I'm making plenty of money. Louis C. K. growlifelive Change image and share on social
If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it. Louis C. K. guyhearleave Change image and share on social
There's a woman I see who's not my therapist, but she's like an old friend who's a therapist in profession. She lets me talk to her like a therapist once in a while, and she does a great thing. Whenever I have a big dilemma, like this is a big problem in my life, she always says, 'Wow, you're going to have to figure that out.' Louis C. K. bigdilemmafigure share on social