Every day starts, my eyes open and I reload the program of misery. I open my eyes, remember who I am, what I'm like, and I just go, 'Ugh'. Louis C. K. dayeyemisery Change image and share on social
There's no real preparing at home for stand-up. You just go and you just do it. Louis C. K. homepreparereal Change image and share on social
I don't have a room full of writers pitching ideas. It's just me out of my head. Louis C. K. fullheadidea Change image and share on social
For my scale, how I grew up and live my life, I'm making plenty of money. Louis C. K. growlifelive Change image and share on social
If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it. Louis C. K. guyhearleave Change image and share on social
