Top 105 Quotes by Louis C. K.

The only pitch I have to movie people is the same as this one: Just give me $8 million. I'm not telling you what it's about and I'm not telling you who's in it.

I was a nerd growing up, and I'm a little antisocial and awkward.

I think one reason TV has always done well is because there is something comforting where you kind of know what you're going to be taken through.

To me, it's very exhilarating when somebody else does a great thing, and it's not me.

I don't believe in this idea of, 'That's hate speech, stop it.'

To me the goal of comedy is to just laugh, which is a really high hearted thing, visceral connection and reaction.

I don't have a brother in real life.

Most people are dead. Did you know that? It's true, out of all the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead.

Being popular with an audience is a very rickety ladder to be on.

I've tried to do away with lying in my life in the last few years, but it's hard.