Top 105 Quotes by Louis C. K.

The only pitch I have to movie people is the same as this one: Just give me $8 million. I'm not telling you what it's about and I'm not telling you who's in it.

I think one reason TV has always done well is because there is something comforting where you kind of know what you're going to be taken through.

Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. That's like a sports thing, it's not usually a comedy and writing thing.

To me, it's very exhilarating when somebody else does a great thing, and it's not me.

I don't believe in this idea of, 'That's hate speech, stop it.'

To me the goal of comedy is to just laugh, which is a really high hearted thing, visceral connection and reaction.

I don't have a brother in real life.

Well, when I was younger, I lied all the time, because once you understand the power of lying, it's really like magic because you transform reality for people.

Being popular with an audience is a very rickety ladder to be on.

I've tried to do away with lying in my life in the last few years, but it's hard.