I'm not a political comedian. That's just not what I do. Louis C. K. comedianpolitical Change image and share on social
My kids are really easy. I often worry that they're too easy to deal with. They're really nice people. Louis C. K. dealeasykid Change image and share on social
A very painful part of being a parent is having really negative feelings about your children when you love them so much. Louis C. K. childfeelinglove Change image and share on social
When two kids are being completely berserk, and they're naked and throwing food around, sometimes I just let it go because I can see a future where they're going to be dressed, and they're going to be at school. So I kind of let stuff go sometimes. Louis C. K. berserkcompletelydress share on social
I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself. Louis C. K. eatfullhate Change image and share on social
There's been a lot of simple vilification of right-wing people. It's really easy to say, 'Well, you're Christian, you're anti-this and that, and I hate you.' But to me, it's more interesting to say, 'What is this person like and how do they really think?' Louis C. K. antichristianeasy share on social
When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us. Louis C. K. dinnerkidlunch Change image and share on social
You can't cancel my stand-up tours. It's impossible. There's too many separate bosses. There is no 'bosses.' Louis C. K. bosscancelimpossible Change image and share on social
I'm enjoying the work while I get it right now. Louis C. K. enjoywork Change image and share on social
America's a family. We all yell at each other. It all works out. Louis C. K. americafamilywork Change image and share on social