When you're young as a comic, you don't have a lot of leverage. Louis C. K. comicleveragelot Change image and share on social
America's a family. We all yell at each other. It all works out. Louis C. K. americafamilywork Change image and share on social
A lot of TV is put together by teams, by writing staffs and several different directors. It's a great, very smart way to make television. It's worked for however long TV's been around. Louis C. K. directorgreatlong Change image and share on social
I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself. Louis C. K. eatfullhate Change image and share on social
When I got divorced, I thought 'Well, there goes my act.' Louis C. K. actdivorcethink Change image and share on social
You can't cancel my stand-up tours. It's impossible. There's too many separate bosses. There is no 'bosses.' Louis C. K. bosscancelimpossible Change image and share on social
I'm enjoying the work while I get it right now. Louis C. K. enjoywork Change image and share on social
Whenever I've encountered a Christian saying, 'Why don't you stop talking like that so I can hear you?' I think, 'Well you're the one putting the earmuffs on, but I wish you could hear me because I like you.' Louis C. K. christianearmuffencounter share on social
It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them. Louis C. K. laughmakepeople Change image and share on social