Top 105 Quotes by Louis C. K.

I think I'm past any window where I'm suddenly going to become surprisingly ripped so that people go, 'Oh, my God, what happened to you?'

When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.'

It's hard to know where your thoughts come from, especially when you have a thirst for material because you need it professionally.

I was an awkward kid.

When I got divorced, I thought 'Well, there goes my act.'

I'm not motivated to entertain people through Twitter, so just by having Twitter and not saying anything, I make people mad.

I've had soccer moms come up and tell me they can relate when I say that I want to throw my baby in the trash.

To me, art supplies are always okay to buy.

The only pitch I have to movie people is the same as this one: Just give me $8 million. I'm not telling you what it's about and I'm not telling you who's in it.

Life isn't something you possess. It's something you take part in, and you witness.