Top 105 Quotes by Louis C. K.

I was an awkward kid.

I'm not motivated to entertain people through Twitter, so just by having Twitter and not saying anything, I make people mad.

If I owned a network, I would never let a guy just put people on without telling me who they are.

To me, art supplies are always okay to buy.

I think you have to try and fail, because failure gets you closer to what you're good at.

I've had soccer moms come up and tell me they can relate when I say that I want to throw my baby in the trash.

Pushing the envelope' sort of implies that you're inside the envelope with everyone else, and you're trying to find the edges on the outsides.

When I am in a hotel, and I turn off the lights and the TV, I just freak out. I turn the TV back on and don't get any sleep.

The only pitch I have to movie people is the same as this one: Just give me $8 million. I'm not telling you what it's about and I'm not telling you who's in it.

People get successful and they start saying, 'Well of course I am! I was chosen! I'm special!' No, you're not.