When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.' Louis C. K. datedivorcedumb Change image and share on social
Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. That's like a sports thing, it's not usually a comedy and writing thing. Louis C. K. breakcomedyexpect Change image and share on social
Well, when I was younger, I lied all the time, because once you understand the power of lying, it's really like magic because you transform reality for people. Louis C. K. liemagicpeople Change image and share on social
Life isn't something you possess. It's something you take part in, and you witness. Louis C. K. lifepartpossess Change image and share on social
If I owned a network, I would never let a guy just put people on without telling me who they are. Louis C. K. guynetworkown Change image and share on social
To me, art supplies are always okay to buy. Louis C. K. artbuysupply Change image and share on social
I think you have to try and fail, because failure gets you closer to what you're good at. Louis C. K. closefailfailure Change image and share on social
I've had soccer moms come up and tell me they can relate when I say that I want to throw my baby in the trash. Louis C. K. babyhavemom Change image and share on social
People get successful and they start saying, 'Well of course I am! I was chosen! I'm special!' No, you're not. Louis C. K. choosepeoplespecial Change image and share on social