Top 105 Quotes by Louis C. K.

About Louis C. K.

These are some quotes by American author Louis C. K. Comedian, who was born on September 2, 1967.

I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, 'Oh Jesus.'

I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, 'Oh Jesus.'

Louis C. K.

I definitely look at my body and I go: 'Yuck.'

I definitely look at my body and I go: 'Yuck.'

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There's two kinds of press that you get when you put out a TV show: The reviews, and the people that just decide what the reviews say.

There's two kinds of press that you get when you put out a TV show: The reviews, and the people that just decide what the reviews say.

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If you're a cartoon character or most TV characters, sure, you'll fight, because the punches are juicy-sounding and they don't leave marks. But in real life, if somebody punches you in the eye, it doesn't make any noise and your eye is swollen for, like, six months. It's a nightmare to get punched in the eye.

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I get mad like anybody else does, but being able to laugh about getting mad is very healthy, and my kids know that.

I get mad like anybody else does, but being able to laugh about getting mad is very healthy, and my kids know that.

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Everything that people say is testable.

Everything that people say is testable.

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There's no such thing as a cheap laugh.

There's no such thing as a cheap laugh.

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Comedy isn't polite and it isn't correct and it isn't accurate, even. It's just a mess. So that's the way that I approach it.

Comedy isn't polite and it isn't correct and it isn't accurate, even. It's just a mess. So that's the way that I approach it.

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It's more fun to experience things when you don't know what's going to happen.

It's more fun to experience things when you don't know what's going to happen.

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Life isn't something you possess. It's something you take part in, and you witness.

Life isn't something you possess. It's something you take part in, and you witness.

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