I'm not motivated to entertain people through Twitter, so just by having Twitter and not saying anything, I make people mad. Louis C. K. entertainmadmake Change image and share on social
I get mad like anybody else does, but being able to laugh about getting mad is very healthy, and my kids know that. Louis C. K. healthykidlaugh Change image and share on social
I don't have a room full of writers pitching ideas. It's just me out of my head. Louis C. K. fullheadidea Change image and share on social
I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work. Louis C. K. applyconsistencyenergy Change image and share on social
Technically, I've learned that having good legs and wind is good for being on stage. You have to be in shape and have endurance. Louis C. K. endurancegoodhave Change image and share on social
When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a list from her every day and you run down the list and it feels very much like a chore. Louis C. K. assistantchoreday Change image and share on social
There are people that really live by doing the right thing, but I don't know what that is, I'm really curious about that. I'm really curious about what people think they're doing when they're doing something evil, casually. I think it's really interesting, that we benefit from suffering so much, and we excuse ourselves from it. Louis C. K. benefitcasuallycurious share on social
People get successful and they start saying, 'Well of course I am! I was chosen! I'm special!' No, you're not. Louis C. K. choosepeoplespecial Change image and share on social