Top 105 Quotes by Louis C. K.

About Louis C. K.

These are some quotes by American author Louis C. K. Comedian, who was born on September 2, 1967.

I get mad like anybody else does, but being able to laugh about getting mad is very healthy, and my kids know that.

I get mad like anybody else does, but being able to laugh about getting mad is very healthy, and my kids know that.

Louis C. K.

I don't have a room full of writers pitching ideas. It's just me out of my head.

I don't have a room full of writers pitching ideas. It's just me out of my head.

Louis C. K.

Everything that people say is testable.

Everything that people say is testable.

Louis C. K.

There's no such thing as a cheap laugh.

There's no such thing as a cheap laugh.

Louis C. K.

Technically, I've learned that having good legs and wind is good for being on stage. You have to be in shape and have endurance.

Technically, I've learned that having good legs and wind is good for being on stage. You have to be in shape and have endurance.

Louis C. K.

When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a list from her every day and you run down the list and it feels very much like a chore.

When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a list from her every day and you run down the list and it feels very much like a chore.

Louis C. K.

There are people that really live by doing the right thing, but I don't know what that is, I'm really curious about that. I'm really curious about what people think they're doing when they're doing something evil, casually. I think it's really interesting, that we benefit from suffering so much, and we excuse ourselves from it.

Louis C. K.

I think I'm past any window where I'm suddenly going to become surprisingly ripped so that people go, 'Oh, my God, what happened to you?'

I think I'm past any window where I'm suddenly going to become surprisingly ripped so that people go, 'Oh, my God, what happened to you?'

Louis C. K.

When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.'

When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.'

Louis C. K.

People get successful and they start saying, 'Well of course I am! I was chosen! I'm special!' No, you're not.

People get successful and they start saying, 'Well of course I am! I was chosen! I'm special!' No, you're not.

Louis C. K.

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