Top 105 Quotes by Louis C. K.

I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, 'Oh Jesus.'

I definitely look at my body and I go: 'Yuck.'

There's two kinds of press that you get when you put out a TV show: The reviews, and the people that just decide what the reviews say.

I do actually use a boxing trainer when I train for stand-up.

I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of.

It's hard to know where your thoughts come from, especially when you have a thirst for material because you need it professionally.

I don't think women are better than men, I think men are a lot worse than women.

I get mad like anybody else does, but being able to laugh about getting mad is very healthy, and my kids know that.

Everything that people say is testable.

People get successful and they start saying, 'Well of course I am! I was chosen! I'm special!' No, you're not.