I don't think it makes any sense to try to get anyone to not talk. Louis C. K. makesensetalk Change image and share on social
I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, 'Oh Jesus.' Louis C. K. comedyfunnyjesus Change image and share on social
There's been a lot of simple vilification of right-wing people. It's really easy to say, 'Well, you're Christian, you're anti-this and that, and I hate you.' But to me, it's more interesting to say, 'What is this person like and how do they really think?' Louis C. K. antichristianeasy share on social
When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us. Louis C. K. dinnerkidlunch Change image and share on social
I do feel a lot of times like I'm out of my league with my kids in terms of what my responsibility is. Louis C. K. feelkidleague Change image and share on social
I do actually use a boxing trainer when I train for stand-up. Louis C. K. boxstandtrain Change image and share on social
I have a crazy amount of different jobs, so the way I manage that is to not do more than one at a time. It's like old computers that had small memory chips, they would do something called swapping, where they would fill the memory with one task, do it and get it out. Louis C. K. amountcallchip share on social
When two kids are being completely berserk, and they're naked and throwing food around, sometimes I just let it go because I can see a future where they're going to be dressed, and they're going to be at school. So I kind of let stuff go sometimes. Louis C. K. berserkcompletelydress share on social
People get successful and they start saying, 'Well of course I am! I was chosen! I'm special!' No, you're not. Louis C. K. choosepeoplespecial Change image and share on social
