Top 105 Quotes by Louis C. K.

When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a list from her every day and you run down the list and it feels very much like a chore.

If I do something for my kids, I get a medal, because most fathers don't.

I could never sit down and write jokes.

I grew up watching all these crazy movies, European movies and stuff, and I guess that I always laughed at things that were a little more offbeat.

I like all ladies of all different ages.

I do feel a lot of times like I'm out of my league with my kids in terms of what my responsibility is.

I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work.

I don't think it makes any sense to try to get anyone to not talk.

Oh, I love stand-up.

Life isn't something you possess. It's something you take part in, and you witness.