Top 105 Quotes by Louis C. K.

Cars and cameras are the two things I let myself be materialistic about. I don't care about other stuff.

I like being full, every day, with stuff that I have to do.

I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work.

If I do something for my kids, I get a medal, because most fathers don't.

I could never sit down and write jokes.

I grew up watching all these crazy movies, European movies and stuff, and I guess that I always laughed at things that were a little more offbeat.

I do feel a lot of times like I'm out of my league with my kids in terms of what my responsibility is.

Some entertainers don't pay attention to what's going on around them.

I don't think it makes any sense to try to get anyone to not talk.

People get successful and they start saying, 'Well of course I am! I was chosen! I'm special!' No, you're not.