Top 105 Quotes by Louis C. K.

Life is full of horrible mistakes.

Cars and cameras are the two things I let myself be materialistic about. I don't care about other stuff.

I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work.

If I do something for my kids, I get a medal, because most fathers don't.

It's hard to know where your thoughts come from, especially when you have a thirst for material because you need it professionally.

I could never sit down and write jokes.

Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much.

A lot of the struggle I had with movies is I really loved moments and tones and feelings in a scene, and I loved creating those, but I never really had great stories to string them together.

Oh, I love stand-up.

People get successful and they start saying, 'Well of course I am! I was chosen! I'm special!' No, you're not.