Lewis Black

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.

Parenting isn't just parenting your own child.

We played a gig and we had a song that was offensive to people of the Jewish persuasion, and we led off with it, and they were offended by it, and that was that.

Technology is characterized by constant change, rapid innovation, creative destruction, and revolutionary products.

In the final analysis, it is your decision to make, but it doesn't move as fast as I'd like it to move.