I don't like to say anything good. I feel like I'll jinx myself. Larry David feelgoodjinx Change image and share on social
It's not every day that you get to be affectionate around something, it just doesn't happen that often. Larry David affectionatedayhappen Change image and share on social
I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy, the frustrated guy, the guy with no money - this is the guy who needs to laugh. Larry David entertainfrustrateguy Change image and share on social
I'm not interested in closure. Some people just have heart attacks and die, right? There's no closure. Larry David attackclosuredie Change image and share on social
I tolerate lactose like I tolerate people. Larry David lactosepeopletolerate Change image and share on social
I like to be quiet, and let people find me rather than having to shout at them. Larry David findpeoplequiet Change image and share on social
Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate. Larry David chocolateeatfight Change image and share on social
I don't take on big things. What I do, pretty much, is make the big things small and the small things big. Larry David bigmakepretty Change image and share on social
If I was going onstage, of course I would talk about it. How could I not? Larry David onstagetalk Change image and share on social
