I tolerate lactose like I tolerate people. Larry David lactosepeopletolerate Change image and share on social
I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it's hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood. Larry David adjustadulthoodchildhood Change image and share on social
I defy anyone to produce any evidence that the word 'happy' has ever crossed my lips. I am not now, nor have I ever been, 'happy.' Larry David crossdefyevidence Change image and share on social
I never thought for a second that anything I ever did was going to make someone cringe. That never occurred to me. Larry David cringemakeoccur Change image and share on social
I don't take on big things. What I do, pretty much, is make the big things small and the small things big. Larry David bigmakepretty Change image and share on social
Once I know people know who I am, it gives me a lot of licence and freedom to behave in ways I wouldn't normally. Larry David behavefreedomlicence Change image and share on social
I can't stand reading anything that I've said. Larry David havereadstand Change image and share on social
The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore. Larry David anymorechangepant Change image and share on social
Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm Jewish. Larry David factheyjewish Change image and share on social
