It's that I wasn't suited to do the kind of comedy that these people were coming to hear - mainstream comedy. Larry David comecomedyhear Change image and share on social
If I wasn't a golfer, I would still be miserable - but not as miserable. Larry David golfermiserable Change image and share on social
My background is degradation and sloth, mostly. Larry David backgrounddegradationsloth Change image and share on social
I defy anyone to produce any evidence that the word 'happy' has ever crossed my lips. I am not now, nor have I ever been, 'happy.' Larry David crossdefyevidence Change image and share on social
My life has changed. I'm not walking around any more wishing I wasn't me, which was the case at one time. Larry David casechangelife Change image and share on social
I'm surprised sometimes at how some of my actions are misinterpreted. Larry David actionmisinterpretsurprise Change image and share on social
I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War. Larry David armybushend share on social
