Most people are completely unaware of their breath. They violate your space, they have no idea that they have halitosis. Larry David breathcompletelyhalitosis Change image and share on social
If I wasn't a golfer, I would still be miserable - but not as miserable. Larry David golfermiserable Change image and share on social
If I tried to flirt with a woman and she didn't know who I was, she would run away. Larry David flirtrunwoman Change image and share on social
My background is degradation and sloth, mostly. Larry David backgrounddegradationsloth Change image and share on social
Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come back! Make a new life there with hair... Change my name, just see what happens. Larry David backchangecome share on social
I'm surprised sometimes at how some of my actions are misinterpreted. Larry David actionmisinterpretsurprise Change image and share on social
Most of the time I'm thinking, I'm glad that scene was improvised. Larry David gladimprovisescene Change image and share on social
If I was going onstage, of course I would talk about it. How could I not? Larry David onstagetalk Change image and share on social
