I'm surprised sometimes at how some of my actions are misinterpreted. Larry David actionmisinterpretsurprise Change image and share on social
The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off, too, because the kids are with their mom, so it's the best of both worlds. There's a lot to be said for it. Larry David kidlotmom Change image and share on social
It's that I wasn't suited to do the kind of comedy that these people were coming to hear - mainstream comedy. Larry David comecomedyhear Change image and share on social
If I wasn't a golfer, I would still be miserable - but not as miserable. Larry David golfermiserable Change image and share on social
I've led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that heritage on and ensure that the misery will continue for at least one more generation. Larry David continueemptyensure Change image and share on social
My background is degradation and sloth, mostly. Larry David backgrounddegradationsloth Change image and share on social
I just wanted laughs - that's really what I was after. Larry David laughwant Change image and share on social