Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, Man Gets Married! Larry David haveheadlineman Change image and share on social
Anything that's for free, people will take. They don't discriminate. Larry David discriminatefreepeople Change image and share on social
And eventually as I kept writing it, something emerged that was not quite me but a version of me. Larry David emergeeventuallyversion Change image and share on social
Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad. Larry David badbirddeaf Change image and share on social
Sure, being a reservist wasn't as glamorous, but I was the one who had to look at myself in the mirror. Larry David glamorousmirrorreservist Change image and share on social
Until I started doing standup, there were some very bleak days. Larry David bleakdaystandup Change image and share on social
At first, I didn't realize it was gonna be a character. I just thought I was gonna be doing me. Larry David charactergonnarealize Change image and share on social
When I was living in New York, there was a lot of screaming in my life. I would just get into these altercations all the time. Being in public, dealing with shopkeepers, just trying to cross the street - things like that. Larry David altercationcrossdeal share on social
I just wanted laughs - that's really what I was after. Larry David laughwant Change image and share on social