I never thought for a second that anything I ever did was going to make someone cringe. That never occurred to me. Larry David cringemakeoccur Change image and share on social
I can't stand reading anything that I've said. Larry David havereadstand Change image and share on social
The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore. Larry David anymorechangepant Change image and share on social
I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish. Larry David fishihoplearn Change image and share on social
I defy anyone to produce any evidence that the word 'happy' has ever crossed my lips. I am not now, nor have I ever been, 'happy.' Larry David crossdefyevidence Change image and share on social
My life has changed. I'm not walking around any more wishing I wasn't me, which was the case at one time. Larry David casechangelife Change image and share on social
I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out. Larry David futuregoodhomeless Change image and share on social
I don't think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It's not even interesting to me. Larry David emotionalinterestread Change image and share on social
The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off, too, because the kids are with their mom, so it's the best of both worlds. There's a lot to be said for it. Larry David kidlotmom Change image and share on social
If I was going onstage, of course I would talk about it. How could I not? Larry David onstagetalk Change image and share on social
