All of a sudden I discovered that I'm allergic to caviar. It was the perfect metaphor for my life. When I was only able to afford bad caviar, I could certainly eat my fill of it. Larry David affordallergicbad Change image and share on social
Whenever something good happens to me, it's usually followed by something terrible. Larry David goodterrible Change image and share on social
If I tried to flirt with a woman and she didn't know who I was, she would run away. Larry David flirtrunwoman Change image and share on social
I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it's hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood. Larry David adjustadulthoodchildhood Change image and share on social
Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm Jewish. Larry David factheyjewish Change image and share on social
