When I was living in New York and didn't have a penny to my name, I would walk around the streets and occasionally I would see an alcove or something. And I'd think, that'll be good, that'll be a good spot for me when I'm homeless. Larry David alcovegoodhomeless share on social
I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.' Larry David birthdayfunnygive Change image and share on social
In those days, reserve duty lasted for six years, which, I might add, was three times as long as service in the regular army, although to be perfectly honest, I was unable to fulfill my entire obligation because I was taking acting classes and they said I could skip my last year. Larry David actaddarmy share on social
There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting, thinking to myself, That scene would've been so much better if I had written it out. Larry David daydrivehave Change image and share on social
It has to do - I think - with growing up in an apartment, with my aunt and my cousins right next door to me, with the door open, with neighbors walking in and out, with people yelling at each other all the time. Larry David apartmentauntcousin share on social
I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian. Larry David comediangreatinterest Change image and share on social