I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.' Larry David birthdayfunnygive Change image and share on social
Woody Allen likes to do a lot of master shots. He likes to get the whole thing in one take, and so you could be going along doing a scene, and then the next to last line, all of a sudden, you stumble, and you have to go back to first base. Larry David allenbackbase share on social
It has to do - I think - with growing up in an apartment, with my aunt and my cousins right next door to me, with the door open, with neighbors walking in and out, with people yelling at each other all the time. Larry David apartmentauntcousin share on social
I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian. Larry David comediangreatinterest Change image and share on social
Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad. Larry David badbirddeaf Change image and share on social
When I was living in New York and didn't have a penny to my name, I would walk around the streets and occasionally I would see an alcove or something. And I'd think, that'll be good, that'll be a good spot for me when I'm homeless. Larry David alcovegoodhomeless share on social
