My life has changed. I'm not walking around any more wishing I wasn't me, which was the case at one time. Larry David casechangelife Change image and share on social
I guess I still feel that I'm a comedian; if I had to pick one thing that I feel like I could do, it would be that. That doesn't mean that I like it, but I feel that's what I am. Larry David comedianfeelguess Change image and share on social
I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish. Larry David fishihoplearn Change image and share on social
I think golf is literally an addiction. I'm surprised there's not Golf Anonymous. Larry David addictionanonymousgolf Change image and share on social
Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman. Larry David humiliateinvolveman Change image and share on social
I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it's hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood. Larry David adjustadulthoodchildhood Change image and share on social
Most people are completely unaware of their breath. They violate your space, they have no idea that they have halitosis. Larry David breathcompletelyhalitosis Change image and share on social
Once I know people know who I am, it gives me a lot of licence and freedom to behave in ways I wouldn't normally. Larry David behavefreedomlicence Change image and share on social
Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate. Larry David chocolateeatfight Change image and share on social
I just wanted laughs - that's really what I was after. Larry David laughwant Change image and share on social