I think golf is literally an addiction. I'm surprised there's not Golf Anonymous. Larry David addictionanonymousgolf Change image and share on social
I don't really know much about TV and what people want to see. I'm not that well-informed about it. Larry David informpeople Change image and share on social
I just wanted laughs - that's really what I was after. Larry David laughwant Change image and share on social
I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny. Larry David badfunnygood Change image and share on social
I'm a walking, talking enigma. We're a dying breed. Larry David breeddieenigma Change image and share on social
Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate. Larry David chocolateeatfight Change image and share on social
I don't like to say anything good. I feel like I'll jinx myself. Larry David feelgoodjinx Change image and share on social
Religion doesn't play any part in my life in terms of how I live my life. But I don't think I've ever gone through a day in my life without hearing someone say the word 'Jew' or saying it myself. Larry David dayhavehear Change image and share on social
Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm Jewish. Larry David factheyjewish Change image and share on social