I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War. Larry David armybushend share on social
I think golf is literally an addiction. I'm surprised there's not Golf Anonymous. Larry David addictionanonymousgolf Change image and share on social
I guess I still feel that I'm a comedian; if I had to pick one thing that I feel like I could do, it would be that. That doesn't mean that I like it, but I feel that's what I am. Larry David comedianfeelguess Change image and share on social
I just wanted laughs - that's really what I was after. Larry David laughwant Change image and share on social
All of a sudden I discovered that I'm allergic to caviar. It was the perfect metaphor for my life. When I was only able to afford bad caviar, I could certainly eat my fill of it. Larry David affordallergicbad Change image and share on social
When I was living in New York, there was a lot of screaming in my life. I would just get into these altercations all the time. Being in public, dealing with shopkeepers, just trying to cross the street - things like that. Larry David altercationcrossdeal share on social
I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny. Larry David badfunnygood Change image and share on social
I'm a walking, talking enigma. We're a dying breed. Larry David breeddieenigma Change image and share on social
I don't really know much about TV and what people want to see. I'm not that well-informed about it. Larry David informpeople Change image and share on social
If I was going onstage, of course I would talk about it. How could I not? Larry David onstagetalk Change image and share on social
