I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish. Larry David fishihoplearn Change image and share on social
I think golf is literally an addiction. I'm surprised there's not Golf Anonymous. Larry David addictionanonymousgolf Change image and share on social
Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman. Larry David humiliateinvolveman Change image and share on social
I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it's hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood. Larry David adjustadulthoodchildhood Change image and share on social
I just wanted laughs - that's really what I was after. Larry David laughwant Change image and share on social
Once I know people know who I am, it gives me a lot of licence and freedom to behave in ways I wouldn't normally. Larry David behavefreedomlicence Change image and share on social
I don't write shows with dialogue where actors have to memorize dialogue. I write the scenes where we know everything that's going to happen. There's an outline of about seven or eight pages, and then we improvise it. Larry David actordialoguehappen share on social
I tolerate lactose like I tolerate people. Larry David lactosepeopletolerate Change image and share on social
Religion doesn't play any part in my life in terms of how I live my life. But I don't think I've ever gone through a day in my life without hearing someone say the word 'Jew' or saying it myself. Larry David dayhavehear Change image and share on social
I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War. Larry David armybushend share on social
